My mum stood at the bottom of my bed this morning just staring at me. I slowly woke and and looked over to her, wondering what the heck she was doing. When I looked up she just said, "£180 pounds! Your phone bill is £180 pounds." She then went on to detail how she couldn't pay that and it was ridiculous etc. etc. I just said, "As long as I pay it what do you care?" She walked off mumbling something about being glad I could waste that much on phones and then I went back to sleep.
I also took my forms into work so I'll actually get paid, but then most of that money will go on my phone bill anyway.
Meh, roll on pantomime.