Download "Con te partiro" you'll love it. You
will. *shakes fist*
We've just been to Tesco and I bought wrapping paper for Naomi's presents. I honestly feel disapponted with her presents when put next to the paper. They don't seem good enough to be wrapped in it. Hopefully she'll like the paper as part of the present 'cause that's the point to wrapping things nicely. Right?
Just saving these quotes for posterity and for the missus to read. I think it'll amuse her if no-one else.
ME: Have you seen that village? It's unbelievable. It's like Chatsworth's seeds floated off and landed there and little Chatsworths are growing.
MUM: *staring* You never cease to amaze me.
ME: I'd live in the woods if they'd let me. Just build a canopy in the trees.
MUM: When we went on that walk they had a whole
caravan up a tree. No idea how they got it up there.
*pause*
ME: Do you think their grandparents planted a seed under that caravan and the tree grew around it? That's what our house will be like soon, with my pumkin seeds, it's just gonna be one huge pumkin with windows in and we'll live in it.

Pumpkin shoot or War of the Worlds!? You decide.
The end.
Two nights and one day.