Cross dressing Jasmine plant.

Me - "What do you want to say?"
Naomi - "I dunno"
Me - "...just say I love you."

We didn't get up until about 1 today, I think lunch was ready at about half 12 or something. Although, the alarm went off at 10, but it was just turned off. As it should be. We went to Matlock and went to the chocolate shop, which kicked everyone's ass. We bought CHOCOLATE CIGARS :) I hope they don't really taste of cigars. Actually, Shane's had his and he says 'no' they don't taste of cigars.
Kids are just like miniature drunks.
We went into an art shop and found lots of prints of Waterhouse stuff, but not the Lady of Shalott :( Shane REALLY wants the print of The Tempest :) pretty pretty pretty. BLAH BORED.
Oh yeh, Shane says I should explain the picture at the top. It's of Squee, Shane drew it and I coloured it in, we're great. Okay, I started to draw it but got pissed off, so he drew the rest of it.
I wore my corset today, it was...delicious? Hm. Incase you didn't guess, that wasn't my input. I wore the nighty thing that's not meant to be worn outside, also. It was...scrumptious? Okay. My mum phoned because she's lonely and a Katharine Hepburn film was on TV and therefore she missed me. Yep. I'm sick of saying 'yep' like it's an entire sentence all the time. It's bloody not. Pisses me off. I'm just a bit tired. I was delirious earlier. Shane's threatening to squeeze me, obviously in an attempt to help my mood. He doesn't understand my wanting to squeeze puppies and hamsters and babies, but he wants to squeeze me. Until I'm happy. I'm not fricking well going to say, 'yep,' but it's what would be here normally instead of this sentence.
I want my chocolate. Arguments about grammar. Melts me.
"We'd be better than that. We'd be...something." I said that earlier, I can't remember what it was about, but there it is.
I want Shane to blog something, but that would probably mean I'd have to go find a chair other than his knee so he can reach the keyboard, there are too many things wrong with that, 1 - moving. 2 - moving. 3 - 'You won't be on my knee anymore' indeed. 4 - 'I love you' indeed. I love you too. Here he is anyway.
I can't see wha\t i;m typingf. O_o There.
No, not enough, hurry up. No, don't just kiss me to get out of it.
IO oove ouu.
Thanks, you drunk. He just licked my face. I'll have to bite his ear off for that later. Ooh, I typed 'earlier' there. Oooooh. Hm. Yeh, I think we're done.
- Shane and Naomi

Richard and Judy..scary hair :|
TOMORROW.
The excitement! I'll need to lie down. Although I have slept all day.
Hm
A month! :-D
I dunno what to write, I can't think of anything other than that she'll be here tomorrow.
So, that's it. Done.

I thought my blog was looking kind of boring, so here's a random picture. Apparently a monkey playing golf and smoking. Probably not, but that's what it looks like to me and I like the idea so I'm gonna go with it.

2 days... it seems like forever right now.
I was trying to think of somewhere to go earlier, just to sit and do nothing, but I couldn't. It's crap here. Not that we even NEED to go outside.
Everyone's pretty excited about Naomi coming over...nowhere near how excited I am obviously, but I'm excited in a different way.
Meh, I've got to do something about money. I'm ok for now but what I have now is suddenly going to disappear some time soon. I just hope there's another show soon.
So anyway...today?
Um, got up, ate, went back to bed, cleaned, went online, made a super-hero (oh yes) and here we are.
Exciting.
Nope, but I'm talking to Naomi so how can I be anything but happy?

What am I thinking? Nothing much really.
Naomi's coming over soon, next week if all's well. Which is pretty great. :-D
Dum de dum. I'm bored. I'm useless at using this thing now.
I'll try and think of something and blog when I have it.

Missus