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Just went to Tesco and saw a hunchback and a lesbian couple...not together however, that would have been weird, right? O_o
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Crappy crap crap crap.
I feel quite wrong...yes I'm sure that's the best way to describe it. Well, as opposed to feeling right I guess it is. :o/
mmmyep
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Corned Beef...So, what? The beef is corned. What exactly does the corning process entail? Is there a middle aged Venezualan woman, wearing a headscarf, pelting strips of beef with corn. Furiously taking out her anger over her husband running off with a young girl from Brazil while leaving her with two kids, an anaemic budgie and a three legged rat?
Maybe not
murmurmur Had a conversation with Naomi last night that I think was significant in some way. Not sure what way though. murmurmur *stabs head*
Hmmm. I wonder if I could perform a lobotomy on myself... I wonder if I'd notice a difference.
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"I can't get my hand in the jar!!"
"Use a fork."
"It's too short. I'm gonna have to tip the jar without...I've got one!! Woo It was like some sort of engineering feat."

There, blogged.
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I was supposed to be at work for about 10:30 this morning. I came home and went to bed and woke up at 4:30. I haven't even phoned to tell them I wasn't coming in. They haven't phoned to see were I was, so *shrugs* I dunno.
I've not even billed them for the last job I did. Still, I only worked one day so it's only £100. I'm just generally uninterested in anything recently.
Meh
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NATHAN(paperboy): Shane. Does anyone like you?
ME: No. And with good reason.
What a comment to receive.
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Woo. Chocolate! I got a LOT of chocolate from the people at work for my birthday. I feel quite sick but I'm not going to stop eating it.
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Wow. BRAND NEW was very cool. I was three people from the front and I got slightly crushed and very sweaty. Plus my glasses just flew off my face and disappeared without a trace. Strange O_o
After we came out we sat outside the studio where I work waiting to be picked up when a woman stopped her car and ran across the road to us. She knelt down in front of us and told us that she owned the offices next to the ones we were sat in front of and we were welcome to sit under her window if we wanted. She went on like this for some time while we stared at each other in a confused manner. Eventually she said that her business partner, Carl, used to sell the Big issue and he was a down and out too. (Her exact words.) At which point we looked at each other and she said, "We're just waiting to be picked up."
So the woman stops, looks at us, stands up, BOWS and apologises while backing off across the road.
So there you have it. We look like hobos. Nice
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Hm,
MUM: Are you going to eat something? You look pale and unhealthy.
ME: I am pale and unhealthy.
*shrugs*
Murgh
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Note: Cheese and coleslaw sandwich = Bad

Just went to see Dylan Moran. It was very cool.
Hm. Have you ever had the feeling you've just figured out something profound but you're not conscious of what it is? I was sat looking at all these people outside the theatre and I had the overwhelming sense that I'd realised something really important. But I couldn't come close to being cognisant of it. It's a strange feeling.
Anyway. Yeah.
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ok, slight crisis of faith.
What's the point in being how I am? Why be different from everyone else? Why be honest? What has it gotten me. All my morals and convictions have brought me nothing but unhappiness and isolation.
I can't pretend to like people if I don't. I do it far too much and I'm not very convincing at it. Plus it makes me hate myself for not being entirely truthful, even if I'm not actually lying to them.
I don't like the way most people are. They're immoral, they lie, they're selfish etc. I can't be that way. But why shouldn't I be? It's causing pretty much all the problems in my life. I can't relate to anyone else, not the way I want to. People say they want someone who's different. Who's not like everyone else. Someone who's intelligent, kind, 'good.' Or any other stereotypical answer you can think of.
Well, in my experience, that's not true at all. At least, I've never met anyone who truly adheres to that.
Meh. I don't really know what I'm trying to say. I can't order my thoughts at the moment. I'll probably try again later after I've slept.
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"What do you think? Nice eh?"
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On the way out of work I heard a woman shouting to a little blonde kid, "Come on Calvin. It's nine. You're going to be late." It made me giggle. Well, not giggle. That's a little girly. More like a manly...um, chortle? Yep. Chortle. That'll do.
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Purgatory
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven

Hmmm. If Facewhore's anything to go by level 7 is going to be VERY crowded.
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ok. MORE pointless quizzes.

You're The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe!

by C.S. Lewis

You were just looking for some decent clothes when everything changed
quite dramatically. For the better or for the worse, it is still hard to tell. Now it
seems like winter will never end and you feel cursed. Soon there will be an epic
struggle between two forces in your life and you are very concerned about a betrayal
that could turn the balance. If this makes it sound like you're re-enacting Christian
theological events, that may or may not be coincidence. When in doubt, put your trust
in zoo animals.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

WOO.
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Emo! You're very in touch with your emotions and
that's what I like about you! It's all about
the music for you... I have pity for your
tortured soul...you're just like me...


What genre of rock are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Aw, crap. I'm not, honest!
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ICE PRINCE .You need distance
between you and your partner in your
relationship. You are very difficult to get.
You have big requirements and the one you love
must try hard to get you. But after she melts
your heart she will be the happiest person
in the world. You need someone who shows you
that you are special and it makes you feel
good to see that you are loved. She shall
know that you could easily get another
girlfriend but you wont as long as you
love her. when she hurts you you will hurt
her too, but in general you dont get hurt. If
your partner cheated on you ,you would react cold
and immediately (try to) forget her.

Hmmm, "Ice Prince"? Nice.
I think I may be taking too many of these crappy quizzes. But I'm SOOO bored.
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Hmm. I just randomly hacked at my hair with nail scissors. I didn't realise I took so much off till I looked in the bin.
Quite like it though.
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I AM 51% EMO! Well.. I've made the cut! Now I'll go buy some promise rings and knit myself a sweater. Take the EMO test at Fuali.com

Not THAT bad I guess.
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