Spirited Away.

If only.

We've just been to see a Mark Steel lecture. It was hilarious, I was crying.
Can't really be bothered to say much else.
Ooo, we saw two guys doing Parkour, trying at least. It was quite cute really. I wanted to go and show 'em how us old hands did it, but I can't really do it anymore and I'm shy (aaaw.) O.K. Away.

This was taken earlier today. No reason. I just think it's cool. Tai Chi. Oh yeah.

Look at her. She's so pretty. I think this is one of the best pictures I've taken of her since meadowhall. She's so wonderful looking.

All she needs now is a greyhound and she's all set.

I'm so old!
I've got lots of cool stuff though. I just thought I could take pictures of everything and list them like Naomi does but I'm lazy.
I've got The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen graphic novel which I'm quite excited about. It looks great. I'm still pissed about the film being so woefully wrong.
The missus also bought me the first in the Cosmic Trilogy series by C.S. Lewis and the 10th anniversary edition of La Haine which adds to the huge pile of books and DVDs I have to read and watch. Then there's the Foster's "make your own imaginary friends" book which is full of stickers and therefore great. (Stickers=great, Just so you know.)
I just wandered off and completely forgot I was blogging there.
I've also got a set of wood carving chisels in a snazzy box so I'm gonna start making toys like a good little elf... or something.
Lindsay gave me her present of Prince of Persia yesterday so I'm away to play it.
au revoir.

Dad enters kitchen;

MUM: Well?
DAD: Well what?
MUM: I thought you were going to say something profound.
DAD: Not in these britches.

People are hilarious sometimes.
^_^

Some argue that this is nonsense, but 1024 so-called kittens shockingly chewed on pinheaded Shane.

It's better than the one about me chewing on cybernetic sailors. What is a cybernetic sailor anyway?
O_o

I'm eating an egg mayo sandwich. Dunno why. It just came to me while I was sat in the conservatory. Not the sandwich, of course. The idea. *imagines sandwich floating through the air*
Anyway I have no idea what's going on in this film but some guy is beating some other guy with what I think is a hammer. Oh, it's John wayne. Hammerhead-John wayne.
Getting to see Dylan last night was quite stressful. I got all the way to Holmgate before I remembered I had no tickets. That's pretty bad right there. Then there was a lot of rushing and I was scared we were going to be late. We weren't. Everything was ok and it was great. We were both so tired by the end though having been up like actual people since about seven or eight. Lauren Bacall's in it too. Ooo.
The opera house was really nice. More from the outside than inside. It wasn't as impressive as Nottingham and they didn't have a girl playing the piano. I COMPLETELY forgot about that. In Nottingham they had a girl playing the piano in the bar. Just because. I was delerious.
So, yeah. It was hilarious.
I want to go to London and do the "Three men in a boat" trip. It'd make my life. Kind of on the same subject; London tomorrow. I'm trying to keep the "seeing Snow Patrol" bit out of my mind just for now 'cause I'd explode. I've got to get everything ready when I get home at ten. It's gonna be a late night tonight and I dunno if I'll be able to sleep. Who needs sleep when you're going to London?
No-one, that's who.

Those three words are said too much. They're not enough.

There aren't enough men with their hats on fire these days. I think it should be mandatory to have at least one man with a flaming hat walking around in each film or t.v. show.