I hit my leg on a trolley when I was shopping and broke my leg! Well, no, but it's swollen and bleeding and icky.
My mum just told me some very disturbing information...
The other day my cousin Matthew had to go to the shop to get some hairspray because he'd run out. Ok, that's pretty bad already, but it gets worse; he then came out of his car with his new men's hair straighteners!
They then had to go to the pub for my grandfather's birthday without him because he had to straighten his hair!!
Really, people.