"Some Glassware and ceramics may be radio active."
ME: Well, they were made in 1936. People have been eating out of them for 70 years and I've not seen any radioactive grannys walking around.
NAOMI: I know. Life is so boring.......... Imagine if you saw a radioactive NUN! With her thing all green, but only in U.V. light........ Maybe they ARE!!"

And we didn't even end up drinking the lemon alc-ee-hol.